There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Dance, when you're broken open. Dance, if you've torn the bandage off. Dance in the middle of the fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you're perfectly free
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
