There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
