Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Most men seem to live according to sense rather than reason
Knowledge is the life of mind
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
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Actor, Comedian, Writer