Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love deeply becomes a part of us
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it
If you can't make it good, at least make it look good
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
