Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all
Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are
When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
