Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Beauty when unadorned is adorned the most
Learning never exhausts the mind
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
Do not criticize too much. Too much criticism leads to hate and a bad behavior.
No man is good enough to govern another man without the other’s consent
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
