Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody’s watching, and doing as you say you would do
It is safer to be silent than to reveal one's secret to any one, and telling him not to mention it
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over
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