Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth
Take care of your cents: Dollars will take care of themselves
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up
A man who is certain he is right is almost sure to be wrong
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
We are all different. Don’t judge, understand instead
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
