Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
There is no friend as loyal as a book
You can make anything by writing
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
The more man meditates upon good thoughts, the better will be his world and the world at large
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
There is truth in wine and children
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
