Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
He is an intelligent person who can translate his actions into good
He who boasts lowers himself
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
Close your eyes. fall in love. stay there
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer