Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
When truth has no burning, then it is philosophy, when it gets burning from the heart, it becomes poetry
Rise above sectional interests and private ambitions... Pass from matter to spirit. Matter is diversity; spirit is light, life and unity
The world's big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark
you will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
