Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
We should feel sorrow, but not sink under its oppression
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are
Close your eyes. fall in love. stay there
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
