Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
The root of suffering is attachment
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
Be curious, not judgmental
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
