Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith
The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
