Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe
The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence; the past is a place of learning, not a place of living
I am not anti social I am selectively social
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
Respond to every call that excites your spirit
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