Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all
The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence; the past is a place of learning, not a place of living
The root of suffering is attachment
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
Hope is a waking dream
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