Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
There is no friend as loyal as a book
We are born of love; love is our mother
Silence is the best cure for the malady of anger
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
