Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
Death is the best teacher
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
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