Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Politicians are not born; they are excreted
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies
There is truth in wine and children
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer