Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
All good things are wild and free
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it
The world of reality has its limits; the world of imagination is boundless
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him
No man is good enough to govern another man without the other’s consent
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
