I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
Man is the cruelest animal
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
