I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law
One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him
I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith
Dare to think!
The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness. And knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
