I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Don't disturb my circles
Conquer yourself rather than the world
Take care of your cents: Dollars will take care of themselves
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
The very essence of romance is uncertainty
A human being is part of a whole called by us the universe.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
