I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're fast asleep
You are my favorite distraction
What we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you
I am not anti social I am selectively social
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer