I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
He who boasts lowers himself
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
