I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
Death is the best teacher
There is nothing more ancient than the truth
Science knows no country because it is the light that illuminates the world
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer