I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
It is painful to realize that while an animal recognizes its master, human beings do not recognize their Lord
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
My will is mine...I shall not make it soft for you
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
