I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
Politicians are not born; they are excreted
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
