I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
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If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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You are my favorite distraction
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If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
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If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist who is best known for his ...
How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg
American statesman and lawyer who served as the 16th President of the United States from March 1861 until hi...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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