happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, theologian, and author who is widely recognised as one of the ...
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
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Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
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Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Classical Greek philosopher, mathematician, student of Socrates, writer of philosophical dialogues, and foun...
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
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