I need a six month vacation, twice a year
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
British politician, army officer, and writer, who was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945...
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
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My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
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How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg
American statesman and lawyer who served as the 16th President of the United States from March 1861 until hi...
Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
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Aspire to inspire before we expire
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If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist who conducted pioneering research on radioactivity. She ...
Shortest horror story: Monday
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