I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
American business magnate, investor, author, philanthropist, and humanitarian. He is best known as the princ...
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
American actor and voice actor. Torn was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his p...
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
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I am not anti social I am selectively social
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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
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happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
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You are my favorite distraction
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I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, theologian, and author who is widely recognised as one of the ...
