I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
I need a six month vacation, twice a year
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
Aspire to inspire before we expire