If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
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Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Classical Greek philosopher, mathematician, student of Socrates, writer of philosophical dialogues, and foun...
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely cons...
zombies eat brains, you are safe
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My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
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There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
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If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist who conducted pioneering research on radioactivity. She ...
