I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely cons...
Shortest horror story: Monday
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I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, theologian, and author who is widely recognised as one of the ...
If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist who conducted pioneering research on radioactivity. She ...
Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
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I am not anti social I am selectively social
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My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
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happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
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My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
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