Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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I am not anti social I am selectively social
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If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist who is best known for his ...
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
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Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
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Shortest horror story: Monday
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I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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