If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist who conducted pioneering research on radioactivity. She ...
You are my favorite distraction
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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
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People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
British politician, army officer, and writer, who was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945...
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
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zombies eat brains, you are safe
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