How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
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You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
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Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
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You are my favorite distraction
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
British politician, army officer, and writer, who was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945...
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
American actor and voice actor. Torn was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his p...
Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
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Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
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My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
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