Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
American actor and voice actor. Torn was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his p...
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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Shortest horror story: Monday
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You are my favorite distraction
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely cons...
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
English poet, playwright and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the w...
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
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