Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
You can read more Funny Quotes by clicking on the icon.
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
You can read more Funny Quotes by clicking on the icon.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
You can read more Funny Quotes by clicking on the icon.
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, theologian, and author who is widely recognised as one of the ...
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
You can read more Funny Quotes by clicking on the icon.
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
You can read more Funny Quotes by clicking on the icon.
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
You can read more Funny Quotes by clicking on the icon.
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
You can read more Funny Quotes by clicking on the icon.
