Aspire to inspire before we expire
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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
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My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
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Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
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I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
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If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist who is best known for his ...
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
British politician, army officer, and writer, who was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945...