I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
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Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
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I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
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My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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Some people are like louds. When they disappear, it is a beautiful day
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