I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
I need a six month vacation, twice a year