Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
Shortest horror story: Monday
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I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Classical Greek philosopher, mathematician, student of Socrates, writer of philosophical dialogues, and foun...
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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