Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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Aspire to inspire before we expire
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I need a six month vacation, twice a year
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Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
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Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
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Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
American actor and voice actor. Torn was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his p...
zombies eat brains, you are safe
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Hell is empty and all the devils are here
English poet, playwright and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the w...
