I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
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Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
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Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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I need a six month vacation, twice a year
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
British politician, army officer, and writer, who was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945...
I am not anti social I am selectively social
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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
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happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
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