happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Classical Greek philosopher, mathematician, student of Socrates, writer of philosophical dialogues, and foun...
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
American business magnate, investor, author, philanthropist, and humanitarian. He is best known as the princ...
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
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zombies eat brains, you are safe
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You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
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May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
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