I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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zombies eat brains, you are safe
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If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
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Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
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There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
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I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
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I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
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I need a six month vacation, twice a year
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My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
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