I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely cons...
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
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If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist who conducted pioneering research on radioactivity. She ...
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
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What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
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If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist who is best known for his ...
