May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
British politician, army officer, and writer, who was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945...
zombies eat brains, you are safe
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What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
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Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Classical Greek philosopher, mathematician, student of Socrates, writer of philosophical dialogues, and foun...
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
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There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
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Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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