I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
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I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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Hell is empty and all the devils are here
English poet, playwright and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the w...
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
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Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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