I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
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I need a six month vacation, twice a year
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
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There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
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My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
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Aspire to inspire before we expire
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