I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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zombies eat brains, you are safe
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
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I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
I need a six month vacation, twice a year
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead