What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
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Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
American actor and voice actor. Torn was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his p...
You are my favorite distraction