I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas
Love truth, but pardon error
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
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