I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist see opportunity in every difficulty
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future
To perceive is to suffer
Dare to think for yourself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer