I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
The root of suffering is attachment
The friendship that can cease has never been real
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
