I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Don't disturb my circles
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen
Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life's greatest pleasures
The biggest shame is, to mock at something that you have in yourself.
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
