I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
There is no friend as loyal as a book
If you can't make it good, at least make it look good
The very essence of romance is uncertainty
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer