I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The life of the dead is set in the memory of the living
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live
There are no facts, only interpretations
But only he who, himself enlightened, is not afraid of shadows
Explanation is where the mind rests
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
