I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. And be kinder than is necessary
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
I was born and have ever remained in the most humble walks of life
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