I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
