I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Man is primarily governed by passion and instinct
The elements which are the most widely diffused have small atomic weights
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all
A wrong concept misleads the understanding; a wrong deed degrades the whole man, and may eventually demolish the structure of the human ego
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
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