Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
I know you're tired but come, this is the way
Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it
A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer