Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.
I believe life is an intelligent thing. That things aren't random
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
Liberty is a duty, not a right
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
Count Your Blessings Not Your Problems
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
