Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but no vision.
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
