Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
This world is but canvas to our imaginations
Take care of your cents: Dollars will take care of themselves
Never miss a good chance to shut up
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
Surely silence can sometimes be the most eloquent reply
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
