Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before
A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be
Whosoever hides his secret keeps his safety, safeguarded with himself
Better is the sinner who hath thoughts about God, than the saint who hath only the show of sanctity
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer