Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors
If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
Its not the love you make. It's the love you give
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
