Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever
Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
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