Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
One sometimes finds what one is not looking for
You are my favorite distraction
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
A man of virtue, judgment, and prudence speaks not until there is silence
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
