Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Your souls are precious, and can only be equal to the price of paradise. Therefore, sell them only at that price.
The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him.
In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual
No one nor anything can silence me
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer