Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A man’s measure is his will
Be grateful for whoever comes, because each has been sent as a guide from beyond
Expect the best, prepare for the worst.
Doubt is the origin of wisdom
I have talked with great men, and I do not see how they differ from others
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
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