You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
Rise above sectional interests and private ambitions... Pass from matter to spirit. Matter is diversity; spirit is light, life and unity
We should feel sorrow, but not sink under its oppression
When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning
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