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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but no vision.
The one who steps back will not progress
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place
He is an intelligent person who can translate his actions into good
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