You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts
Help and you will be helped
I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it
He who avoids complaint invites happiness
Broadly speaking short words are best and the old words when short, are best of all
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer