You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Explanation is where the mind rests
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you
Respond to every call that excites your spirit
Radium is not to enrich any one. It is an element; it is for all people
You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself
Many quote knowledge, but few note it in mind
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer