You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The root of suffering is attachment
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
There is nothing more ancient than the truth
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts
The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence; the past is a place of learning, not a place of living
Take care of your cents: Dollars will take care of themselves
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
