You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Silence is the garden of thought
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
Take things always by their smooth handle
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
