You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school
Sexual self-restraint is only a preliminary stage in the ego's evolution
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
