You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Sexual self-restraint is only a preliminary stage in the ego's evolution
All good things are wild and free
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
It is safer to be silent than to reveal one's secret to any one, and telling him not to mention it
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
