You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Nothing is ever too good to be true
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
You can make anything by writing
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
Do not criticize too much. Too much criticism leads to hate and a bad behavior.
The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence; the past is a place of learning, not a place of living
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
