You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
The friendship that can cease has never been real
There is no friend as loyal as a book
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime
The scientific observer of Nature is a kind of mystic seeker in the act of prayer
We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
