How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The best of men is the person who is most beneficial to others.
If you want to control other people, first control yourself
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
There is nothing more ancient than the truth
Begin now to be what you will be hereafter
I need a six month vacation, twice a year
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
