How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. And be kinder than is necessary
With life as short as half taken breath, don't plant anything but love
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
