How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The cure for pain is in the pain.
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions
Help and you will be helped
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer