How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
With life as short as half taken breath, don't plant anything but love
The knowledge of all things is possible
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy
Can one desire too much of a good thing?
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