How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
Many quote knowledge, but few note it in mind
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
Broadly speaking short words are best and the old words when short, are best of all
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
