How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
Close your eyes. fall in love. stay there
Love truth, but pardon error
Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
