How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Beauty when unadorned is adorned the most
A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're fast asleep
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it
Silence is the best cure for the malady of anger
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
