How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love deeply becomes a part of us
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but no vision.
Difficulties mastered are opportunities won
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
