How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
Let yourself be drawn by the stronger pull of that which you truly love
Dance, when you're broken open. Dance, if you've torn the bandage off. Dance in the middle of the fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you're perfectly free
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men
I closed my mouth and spoke to you in a hundred silent ways
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
