How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
If i love you, what business is it of yours
He who hid well, lived well
A human being is part of a whole called by us the universe.
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
