How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The greater the reform needed, the greater the personality you need to accomplish it
Begin now to be what you will be hereafter
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, it’s also what it takes to sit down and listen
Science knows no country because it is the light that illuminates the world
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