How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others
One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart
A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
