How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
While there's life, there's hope
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all
It is safer to be silent than to reveal one's secret to any one, and telling him not to mention it
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
