How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
A lovely face is the solace of wounded hearts and the key of locked-up gates
I was born and have ever remained in the most humble walks of life
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
A man who is certain he is right is almost sure to be wrong
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