If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country
It is the State which educates its citizens in civic virtue, gives them a consciousness of their mission and welds them into unity
Don't disturb my circles
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
