If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
The important thing is to not stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
