If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Explanation is where the mind rests
The friendship that can cease has never been real
What one man calls God. another calls the laws of physics
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable
Dare to think!
When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer