Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
Those who make fun of you, those who try to get rid of you, they are the people whose applause you most often seek to obtain.
Science knows no country because it is the light that illuminates the world
Idealistic as it may sound, altruism should be the driving force in business, not just competition and a desire for wealth.
Simplicity is a matter of taste
Don't disturb my circles
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
