Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
Anything new is always considered the devil's tool
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
To perceive is to suffer
You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself
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