Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Look closely. The beautiful may be small
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country
Learning never exhausts the mind
Live your life as an Exclamation rather than an Explanation
The good of the people is the chief law
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
