Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
We are born of love; love is our mother
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all
Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
When a persons authority is great, his effort and his caution must also be great.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
