Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
There is truth in wine and children
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
