Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Little science takes you away from God but more of it takes you to Him
Art is never finished, only abandoned
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings
We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer