Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Doubt is the origin of wisdom
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer