Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Democracy is in the blood of the Muslims, who look upon complete equality of mankind, and believe in fraternity, equality, and liberty
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness
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