Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is
When your soul is bored you must work.
Begin now to be what you will be hereafter
Look closely. The beautiful may be small
Our life is what our thoughts make it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
