Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
There is a voice that doesn't use words, Listen
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Live your life as an Exclamation rather than an Explanation
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
