The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
I need a six month vacation, twice a year
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
Money is something. you got to make in case you don't die
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
