The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
