The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
I am not anti social I am selectively social
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