The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
Fellow, stand away from my diagram
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
