The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
Aspire to inspire before we expire
Shortest horror story: Monday
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
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Actor, Comedian, Writer