The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Dance, when you're broken open. Dance, if you've torn the bandage off. Dance in the middle of the fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you're perfectly free
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
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