The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Money is something. you got to make in case you don't die
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
Help and you will be helped
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
