Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is nothing more ancient than the truth
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar
Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice
Chance favors the prepared mind
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
While there's life, there's hope
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer