Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
You can never turn your back on the ocean
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live
Sexual self-restraint is only a preliminary stage in the ego's evolution
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you
The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence; the past is a place of learning, not a place of living
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
