Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
There are no limits to what you can achieve on your journey through life, except in your mind
Everything you can imagine is real
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer