Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change
If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Penicillin sat on a shelf for ten years while I was called a quack
Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy
One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
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