Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
Wherever you are, and whatever you do, be in love
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
