Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them
Explanation is where the mind rests
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
