Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself
Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
I need a six month vacation, twice a year
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer