Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth
Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice
I will speak daggers to her, but use none
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
Happiness depends upon ourselves
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