Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
We are born of love; love is our mother
Nothing is ever too good to be true
Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness
A man’s measure is his will
When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago
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