happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is no remedy for love but to love more
The best of men is the person who is most beneficial to others.
The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all
Be alone, that is the secret of invention; Be alone, that is when ideas are born
The human being is not in control of his feelings, but he is in control of his movements
Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
