happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is
I am not anti social I am selectively social
Don’t talk about your good health in front of sick
He who is a slave to his stomach seldom worships God
There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth
We are all different. Don’t judge, understand instead
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
