happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness
It is painful to realize that while an animal recognizes its master, human beings do not recognize their Lord
Backbiting is the attempt of one who is incapable of doing better himself
You can never turn your back on the ocean
Virtue pardons the wicked, as the sandal-tree perfumes the axe which strikes it
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
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Actor, Comedian, Writer