happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
To abstain from lying is essentially wholesome
Without friends, no one would want to live, even if he had all other goods.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
There is no remedy for love but to love more
You can make anything by writing
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
