happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Vision without execution is daydreaming
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
By means of knowledge we raise ourselves above everybody else
The important thing is to know how to take all things quietly
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
