happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
We are not makers of history, We are made by history
The painter has the Universe in his mind and hands
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed
We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer