happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The root of suffering is attachment
Don't disturb my circles
The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
I'm a greater believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it
We have to be honest about what we want and take risks rather than lie to ourselves and make excuses to stay in our comfort zone
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
