happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
I am not anti social I am selectively social
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools
You must not do anything while you are angry. Would the sail be hoisted in the storm ?
If your business is not on the Internet, then your business will be out of business
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
