happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I have never considered myself a poet. I have no interest in poetic artistry
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth
There is nothing to be learnt from a Professor, which is not to be met with in Books
When evil come on those we dearly love, never shall we betray them.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
