happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure
Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy
One who talks too much makes the most mistakes
The book of nature which we have to read is written by the finger of God
Explanation is where the mind rests
It is not enough to win a war; it is more important to organize peace
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
