happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in
The human being is not in control of his feelings, but he is in control of his movements
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
