Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the truth
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
Lightning makes no sound until it strike
Be curious, not judgmental
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer