Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
Art is never finished, only abandoned
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there
He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
