Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Whosoever hides his secret keeps his safety, safeguarded with himself
A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart
It takes a very long time to become young
He who is a slave to his stomach seldom worships God
The elements which are the most widely diffused have small atomic weights
The scientific observer of Nature is a kind of mystic seeker in the act of prayer
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
