Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You can make anything by writing
The important thing is to know how to take all things quietly
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
A man who is certain he is right is almost sure to be wrong
I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
