Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today
Simplicity is a matter of taste
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye
What we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
