Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without
We create history by our observation, rather than history creating us
Take things always by their smooth handle
To improve is to change, so to be perfect is to change often
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
Wherever you are, and whatever you do, be in love
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer