I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
The good of the people is the chief law
Learning never exhausts the mind
Beware of speaking too much, for it increases mistakes and engenders boredom
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
