I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
Two there are who are never satisfied -- the lover of the world and the lover of knowledge.
Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth
Fear Allah and you will have no cause to fear anyone else.
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer