I need a six month vacation, twice a year
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone
You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself
Doubt is the origin of wisdom
It is not enough to win a war; it is more important to organize peace
I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better
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