I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Money is something. you got to make in case you don't die
Expect the best, prepare for the worst.
Honesty saves you even if you fear it
I believe that if you show people the problems and you show Them The Solutions They Will Be Moved To Act
Art may make a suit of clothes, but nature must produce a man
That which joins minds together is telling the truth. Lying serves no purpose other than seperation.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
