I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Learning never exhausts the mind
The best deed of a great man is to forgive and forget
Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy
I don’t know where I am going, but I am on my way
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
