I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
Simplicity is a matter of taste
A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart
Don’t talk about your good health in front of sick
Whosoever hides his secret keeps his safety, safeguarded with himself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer