I need a six month vacation, twice a year
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed
Never trouble another with what you can do yourself
Radium is not to enrich any one. It is an element; it is for all people
Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differs from the dead
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