I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Silence is the best cure for the malady of anger
Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
