I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be curious, not judgmental
He who hid well, lived well
Achieve your goals in silence
Painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt, and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen
Its not the love you make. It's the love you give
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer