I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The tongue like a sharp knife… Kills without drawing blood
It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles
Anything new is always considered the devil's tool
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
Start each day with a positive thought and a grateful heart
When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
