I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair
Shortest horror story: Monday
I need a six month vacation, twice a year
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
