I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
zombies eat brains, you are safe
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
