zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time
I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
There is nothing more ancient than the truth
Women, They are a complete mystery to me.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer