zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The greater the reform needed, the greater the personality you need to accomplish it
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
Common sense is not so common
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power
Man is the cruelest animal
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
