zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart
Nothing can kill the power of the lower self, but everything serves to enhance it.
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
Penicillin sat on a shelf for ten years while I was called a quack
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
