zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart
The world's big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
We create history by our observation, rather than history creating us
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
