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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
Work is the thing upon which everything else in this world depends
To improve is to change, so to be perfect is to change often
The root of suffering is attachment
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