I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone
Nothing hurts a good soul and a kind heart more than to live amongst people who cannot understand it
No one can construct for you the bridge upon which precisely you must cross the stream of life, no one but you yourself alone
In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
You can make anything by writing
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
