I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He who hid well, lived well
One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him
In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies
Dreams are the touchstones of our characters
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
