I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant
I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The mountains are calling and I must go
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
I don't care that they stole my idea.. I care that they don't have any of their own
Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
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