I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
The knowledge of all things is possible
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to
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