I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Lightning makes no sound until it strike
Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody’s watching, and doing as you say you would do
Silence is the best cure for the malady of anger
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do
Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
