I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind
To improve is to change, so to be perfect is to change often
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren’t very new at all
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
Shortest horror story: Monday
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer