I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A wise man apportions his beliefs to the evidence
You can make anything by writing
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
While there's life, there's hope
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
O Contentment, make me rich! for without thee there is no wealth
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
