I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves
All knowledge degenerates into probability
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
That knowledge is of no avail which is not put into practice
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer