I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
Money is something. you got to make in case you don't die
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
Aspire to inspire before we expire
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
