I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
