I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
