I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
zombies eat brains, you are safe
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
