I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Dance, when you're broken open. Dance, if you've torn the bandage off. Dance in the middle of the fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you're perfectly free
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
Fellow, stand away from my diagram
Aspire to inspire before we expire
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
