I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
