I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
