I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Aspire to inspire before we expire
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
