I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
