People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Better is the sinner who hath thoughts about God, than the saint who hath only the show of sanctity
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
A human being is part of a whole called by us the universe.
Be curious, not judgmental
A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true
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