People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning
Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are
Anything new is always considered the devil's tool
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
Two there are who are never satisfied -- the lover of the world and the lover of knowledge.
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