People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Anything new is always considered the devil's tool
The best deed of a great man is to forgive and forget
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary
Don’t talk about your good health in front of sick
Money is something. you got to make in case you don't die
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer