People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value
Start Where you are, use what you have, do what you can
Either give me more wine or leave me alone
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
