People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Idealistic as it may sound, altruism should be the driving force in business, not just competition and a desire for wealth.
To define is to limit
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
Wonder is the desire of knowledge
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
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