People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Success is a letter delivered by three mailmen. These mailmen are competence, endeavour and good fortune.
Those who make fun of you, those who try to get rid of you, they are the people whose applause you most often seek to obtain.
The trouble is, you think you have time
The death of dogma is the birth of morality
It is the State which educates its citizens in civic virtue, gives them a consciousness of their mission and welds them into unity
Never confuse movement with action
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
