I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
