I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
Help and you will be helped
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Money is something. you got to make in case you don't die
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
