I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts
Respond to every call that excites your spirit
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
He who boasts lowers himself
You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
