I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
Doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love
Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness
There is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure
Art is never finished, only abandoned
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer