I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
To make light of philosophy is to be a true philosopher
To perceive is to suffer
No man is good enough to govern another man without the other’s consent
I was born and have ever remained in the most humble walks of life
Love truth, but pardon error
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
