I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The scientific observer of Nature is a kind of mystic seeker in the act of prayer
Simplicity is a matter of taste
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
Anything new is always considered the devil's tool
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
