I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
Broadly speaking short words are best and the old words when short, are best of all
That knowledge is of no avail which is not put into practice
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
