There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
Aspire to inspire before we expire
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
I am not anti social I am selectively social
What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
