There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it
The unprepared mind cannot see the outstretched hand of opportunity
Love truth, but pardon error
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
