There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The good of the people is the chief law
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
I cannot teach anybody anything. I can only make them think
The cure for pain is in the pain.
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
