The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The very essence of instinct is that it's followed independently of reason
Penicillin sat on a shelf for ten years while I was called a quack
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?
Everything you can imagine is real
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it and I'll move the world
In every walk with Nature one receives far more than he seeks
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
