The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized that they were inside us
A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
The friendship that can cease has never been real
Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer