The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
The very essence of instinct is that it's followed independently of reason
Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to
Nothing is ever too good to be true
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
