Shortest horror story: Monday
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth
Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth
The brave may not live forever – But the cautious do not live at all
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself
Love truth, but pardon error
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