The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light
Our life is what our thoughts make it
What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
No one can construct for you the bridge upon which precisely you must cross the stream of life, no one but you yourself alone
It is painful to realize that while an animal recognizes its master, human beings do not recognize their Lord
What we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
