The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
No one can construct for you the bridge upon which precisely you must cross the stream of life, no one but you yourself alone
I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind
Simplicity is a matter of taste
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer