The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Business is a money game with few rules and a lot of risk
The very essence of instinct is that it's followed independently of reason
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
