Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Never spend your money before you have it.
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
