Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
Help and you will be helped
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
