Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Aspire to inspire before we expire
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Shortest horror story: Monday
We are not rich by what we posses but by what we can do without
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
