Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg
zombies eat brains, you are safe
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
We are not rich by what we possess but by what we can do without
Call no man happy till he is dead
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