Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
Fellow, stand away from my diagram
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer