Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Shortest horror story: Monday
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
