There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Money is something. you got to make in case you don't die
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
You are my favorite distraction
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth
Fellow, stand away from my diagram
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
