There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
