You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
if you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. if they don't, they never were
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
I believe that if you show people the problems and you show Them The Solutions They Will Be Moved To Act
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Actor, Comedian, Writer