You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Love follows knowledge
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
