You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
Do not criticize too much. Too much criticism leads to hate and a bad behavior.
The heart was made to be broken
If you can't make it good, at least make it look good
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer