You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The greater the reform needed, the greater the personality you need to accomplish it
Politicians are not born; they are excreted
Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone
I am not young enough to know everything
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, it’s also what it takes to sit down and listen
Dare to think for yourself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
