You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
To side with the oppressor is oppression on the oppressed
Start each day with a positive thought and a grateful heart
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
