You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal, my strength lies solely in my tenacity
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors
Scientist believe in things, not in person
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
