You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
Things do not change; we change
The high-minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think.
Art is never finished, only abandoned
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer