Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
All good things are wild and free
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod
Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life's greatest pleasures
The root of suffering is attachment
We are born of love; love is our mother
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
