Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin what else does a man need to be happy
Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all
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