Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you
I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith
Do not criticize too much. Too much criticism leads to hate and a bad behavior.
There is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
