Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The more man meditates upon good thoughts, the better will be his world and the world at large
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions
A man who is certain he is right is almost sure to be wrong
The world's big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
