Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
The elements which are the most widely diffused have small atomic weights
Everything you can imagine is real
Resist much, obey little
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
