Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
What we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean
All good things are wild and free
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