Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Silence is the garden of thought
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it and I'll move the world
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting
You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
