Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The one who steps back will not progress
Idealistic as it may sound, altruism should be the driving force in business, not just competition and a desire for wealth.
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer