Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
