Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart
The important thing is to not stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing
The brave may not live forever – But the cautious do not live at all
In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
