Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago
The biggest shame is, to mock at something that you have in yourself.
O Contentment, make me rich! for without thee there is no wealth
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Whosoever hides his secret keeps his safety, safeguarded with himself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
