Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things.
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
No one can construct for you the bridge upon which precisely you must cross the stream of life, no one but you yourself alone
Idealistic as it may sound, altruism should be the driving force in business, not just competition and a desire for wealth.
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer