Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas
Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Those who make fun of you, those who try to get rid of you, they are the people whose applause you most often seek to obtain.
That knowledge is of no avail which is not put into practice
The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness. And knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
