Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Little science takes you away from God but more of it takes you to Him
Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
Work is the thing upon which everything else in this world depends
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
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