Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
What goes up must come down.
The mountains are calling and I must go
Knowledge is the life of mind
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
All knowledge degenerates into probability
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