I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Good actions are a guard against the blows of adversity
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
With life as short as half taken breath, don't plant anything but love
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer