I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress
He who boasts lowers himself
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today
The greater the reform needed, the greater the personality you need to accomplish it
Doubt is the origin of wisdom
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
