I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts
A wise man apportions his beliefs to the evidence
We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is
A human being is part of a whole called by us the universe.
There is no friend as loyal as a book
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
