I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination
People are of two types: They are either your brothers in faith or your brothers in humanity.
Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
