I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there
Radium is not to enrich any one. It is an element; it is for all people
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
