I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I will speak daggers to her, but use none
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart
Ignorance, the root and stem of every evil
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
Fellow, stand away from my diagram
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
