I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Death is the best teacher
Explanation is where the mind rests
I was born and have ever remained in the most humble walks of life
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
There is truth in wine and children
There is no remedy for love but to love more
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
