I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Fellow, stand away from my diagram
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
Help and you will be helped
What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love deeply becomes a part of us
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
