The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it and I'll move the world
I need a six month vacation, twice a year
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
