The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
I am not anti social I am selectively social
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
