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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
That which joins minds together is telling the truth. Lying serves no purpose other than seperation.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
