You are my favorite distraction
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differs from the dead
When your soul is bored you must work.
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you
The function of a citizen and a soldier are inseparable
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
