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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts
Politicians are not born; they are excreted
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it and I'll move the world
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
Don’t talk about your riches in front of poor
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
