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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you
The remedy from poverty is not to bear grudges against the rich.
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith
It is safer to be silent than to reveal one's secret to any one, and telling him not to mention it
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