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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
O Contentment, make me rich! for without thee there is no wealth
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them
Can one desire too much of a good thing?
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
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