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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness
The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him
Hope is a waking dream
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future
The remedy from poverty is not to bear grudges against the rich.
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer