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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place
The greater the reform needed, the greater the personality you need to accomplish it
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer