I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is no friend as loyal as a book
A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart
Broadly speaking short words are best and the old words when short, are best of all
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them
There is no remedy for love but to love more
The knowledge of all things is possible
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