I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Good actions are a guard against the blows of adversity
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
