I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness. And knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream
Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will
I discover myself on the verge of a usual mistake
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was
One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
