I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Let yourself be drawn by the stronger pull of that which you truly love
We are all different. Don’t judge, understand instead
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart
Women, They are a complete mystery to me.
Close your eyes. fall in love. stay there
But only he who, himself enlightened, is not afraid of shadows
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer