I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
It is the State which educates its citizens in civic virtue, gives them a consciousness of their mission and welds them into unity
Live your life as an Exclamation rather than an Explanation
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them
Learning never exhausts the mind
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live
A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home
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