I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
Live your life as an Exclamation rather than an Explanation
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
We should feel sorrow, but not sink under its oppression
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer