I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If you think you can slander a woman into loving you, or a man into voting for you, try it till you are satisfied
Beauty when unadorned is adorned the most
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth
In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
