I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness
A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're fast asleep
Wherever you are, and whatever you do, be in love
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
