I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Islam is itself destiny and will not suffer destiny
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage
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