I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Love truth, but pardon error
Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence
The best of men is the person who is most beneficial to others.
The greater the reform needed, the greater the personality you need to accomplish it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
