I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The important thing is to know how to take all things quietly
Surely silence can sometimes be the most eloquent reply
We are born of love; love is our mother
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
