I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Little science takes you away from God but more of it takes you to Him
O Contentment, make me rich! for without thee there is no wealth
I am not anti social I am selectively social
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself
To improve is to change, so to be perfect is to change often
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
