I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
People are of two types: They are either your brothers in faith or your brothers in humanity.
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today
Take things always by their smooth handle
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
