I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?
The elements which are the most widely diffused have small atomic weights
The more i study nature the more i stand amazed at the work of the creator
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
The chief enemy of creativity is good sense
You are my favorite distraction
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
