I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them
What one man calls God. another calls the laws of physics
Man is the cruelest animal
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
