I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
Nations are born in the hearts of poets, they prosper and die in the hands of politicians
Broadly speaking short words are best and the old words when short, are best of all
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
There is no remedy for love but to love more
God is not a dead equation!
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
