I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I was born and have ever remained in the most humble walks of life
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall
Knowledge is the life of mind
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
