I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life's greatest pleasures
Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once
Silence is the garden of thought
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
