I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be curious, not judgmental
To improve is to change, so to be perfect is to change often
The good of the people is the chief law
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer