I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The root of suffering is attachment
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
If u are born poor then it's not your mistake but if u die poor then it is your mistake
Shortest horror story: Monday
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
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