I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Look closely. The beautiful may be small
Only the dead have seen the end of war
Nations are born in the hearts of poets, they prosper and die in the hands of politicians
Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to
The good of the people is the chief law
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
