I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Great things in business are never done by one person. They are done by a team of people
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love deeply becomes a part of us
Courage is grace under pressure
There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth
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