I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Nations are born in the hearts of poets, they prosper and die in the hands of politicians
While there's life, there's hope
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
Knowledge is the life of mind
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer