I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world
Sexual self-restraint is only a preliminary stage in the ego's evolution
Penicillin sat on a shelf for ten years while I was called a quack
The world of reality has its limits; the world of imagination is boundless
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
