I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
You must not do anything while you are angry. Would the sail be hoisted in the storm ?
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress
One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him
My will is mine...I shall not make it soft for you
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
