I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A man who is certain he is right is almost sure to be wrong
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
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