I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them
Love is a serious mental disease
It is painful to realize that while an animal recognizes its master, human beings do not recognize their Lord
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
