I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Explanation is where the mind rests
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
The elements which are the most widely diffused have small atomic weights
Be curious, not judgmental
In every walk with Nature one receives far more than he seeks
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
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