I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I was born and have ever remained in the most humble walks of life
I will speak daggers to her, but use none
Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is
You must not do anything while you are angry. Would the sail be hoisted in the storm ?
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
