I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Knowledge is the life of mind
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
The life of the dead is set in the memory of the living
zombies eat brains, you are safe
Vision without execution is daydreaming
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
