I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
