I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
Fellow, stand away from my diagram
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
