What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
That knowledge is of no avail which is not put into practice
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The one who steps back will not progress
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
To improve is to change, so to be perfect is to change often
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer