What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Simplicity is a matter of taste
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod
I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
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Actor, Comedian, Writer