What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves
You must not do anything while you are angry. Would the sail be hoisted in the storm ?
What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love deeply becomes a part of us
Democracy is in the blood of the Muslims, who look upon complete equality of mankind, and believe in fraternity, equality, and liberty
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
You are my favorite distraction
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