What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
What we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean
Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it
A human being is part of a whole called by us the universe.
But only he who, himself enlightened, is not afraid of shadows
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you
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