What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart
If i love you, what business is it of yours
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it
Be curious, not judgmental
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
