What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Difficulties mastered are opportunities won
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
The elements which are the most widely diffused have small atomic weights
The death of dogma is the birth of morality
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions
For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer