What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Nations are born in the hearts of poets, they prosper and die in the hands of politicians
Take things always by their smooth handle
The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn
Aspire to inspire before we expire
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
