What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
O Contentment, make me rich! for without thee there is no wealth
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop
The more i study nature the more i stand amazed at the work of the creator
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
