What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live
O Contentment, make me rich! for without thee there is no wealth
Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
