What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
I have never considered myself a poet. I have no interest in poetic artistry
In times of war, the law falls silent
Difficulties mastered are opportunities won
Science knows no country because it is the light that illuminates the world
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
