What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The play is the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king
It takes a very long time to become young
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart
Democracy is in the blood of the Muslims, who look upon complete equality of mankind, and believe in fraternity, equality, and liberty
Conquer yourself rather than the world
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
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