If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
What one man calls God. another calls the laws of physics
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once
Islam is itself destiny and will not suffer destiny
Dare to think for yourself
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
