If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
There are no facts, only interpretations
We are born of love; love is our mother
Measure what can be measured, and make measurable what cannot be measured
The very essence of romance is uncertainty
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
