If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Beauty when unadorned is adorned the most
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differs from the dead
There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The more i study nature the more i stand amazed at the work of the creator
Politicians are not born; they are excreted
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
