If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
To be, or not to be: that is the question
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, it’s also what it takes to sit down and listen
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
If i love you, what business is it of yours
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
