If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Sexual self-restraint is only a preliminary stage in the ego's evolution
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
Don't disturb my circles
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but no vision.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
