If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
Love follows knowledge
Dare to think for yourself
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
