If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
All good things are wild and free
Courage is grace under pressure
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
Help and you will be helped
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
