Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
People are of two types: They are either your brothers in faith or your brothers in humanity.
My will is mine...I shall not make it soft for you
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
A wise man apportions his beliefs to the evidence
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
