Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A lovely face is the solace of wounded hearts and the key of locked-up gates
Where there is ruin, there is hope for a treasure
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
