Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Money is something. you got to make in case you don't die
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
Love follows knowledge
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
