The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 and 9, then you would have the key to the universe
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
No crime is so great as daring to excel
Love truth, but pardon error
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
If you want to control other people, first control yourself
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