The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment
He who boasts lowers himself
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other is the pen. There is a great competition and rivalry between the two. There is a third power stronger than both, that is the women
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
There is nothing more ancient than the truth
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