If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When your soul is bored you must work.
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
Knowledge is the life of mind
Be curious, not judgmental
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
