You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
Look closely. The beautiful may be small
A wise man always has something to say, whereas a fool always needs to say something.
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
When your soul is bored you must work.
Happiness depends upon ourselves
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
