You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet
But only he who, himself enlightened, is not afraid of shadows
What one man calls God. another calls the laws of physics
Don’t talk about your good health in front of sick
Power comes not from knowledge kept but from knowledge shared
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
