You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
A wise man always has something to say, whereas a fool always needs to say something.
There is nothing more ancient than the truth
The true disciple should aim to live for the gospel, rather than to die for it
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
