You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute
A man who is certain he is right is almost sure to be wrong
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Happiness depends upon ourselves
But inner experience is only one source of human knowledge
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
