You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
I could trust a fact and always cross-question an assertion
Broadly speaking short words are best and the old words when short, are best of all
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
