You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing
Doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love
Chance favors the prepared mind
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
The greatest truth is honesty and the greatest falsehood is dishonesty
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
