You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
Beware of speaking too much, for it increases mistakes and engenders boredom
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
Never ruin an apology with an excuse
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
