You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is no remedy for love but to love more
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
Broadly speaking short words are best and the old words when short, are best of all
In the course of my life I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet
I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
