Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
The mountains are calling and I must go
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life
Explanation is where the mind rests
I closed my mouth and spoke to you in a hundred silent ways
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
