Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but no vision.
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist see opportunity in every difficulty
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
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