Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
The one who steps back will not progress
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer