Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time
Vision without execution is daydreaming
A wise man apportions his beliefs to the evidence
It takes a very long time to become young
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
