Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable
Radium is not to enrich any one. It is an element; it is for all people
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone
To perceive is to suffer
Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
