Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
I was born and have ever remained in the most humble walks of life
Fellow, stand away from my diagram
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
