Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The cure for pain is in the pain.
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
We are born of love; love is our mother
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
