Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The one who steps back will not progress
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
When a persons authority is great, his effort and his caution must also be great.
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
Look closely. The beautiful may be small
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
