Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Vision without execution is daydreaming
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen
Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
