Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Forgetfulness is a form of freedom
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
With life as short as half taken breath, don't plant anything but love
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
