Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The friendship that can cease has never been real
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
I don’t know where I am going, but I am on my way
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit
Don't disturb my circles
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
