Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
Politicians are not born; they are excreted
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
There is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure
You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over
Dare to think!
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
