Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
The human being is not in control of his feelings, but he is in control of his movements
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differs from the dead
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
