Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The heart was made to be broken
You are my favorite distraction
When truth has no burning, then it is philosophy, when it gets burning from the heart, it becomes poetry
Chance favors the prepared mind
Do you wish to be the master of a good servant, with whom you will be satisfied? If so, you must perform service for yourself.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer