Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When proven wrong, the wise corrects himself & ignorant argues.
I am not young enough to know everything
I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think
God is not a dead equation!
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Resist much, obey little
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
