Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Run away from greatness and greatness will follow you
Be grateful for whoever comes, because each has been sent as a guide from beyond
The knowledge of all things is possible
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
Extravagance is also when a person eats whatever he wishes
The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
