Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The elements which are the most widely diffused have small atomic weights
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
Work is the thing upon which everything else in this world depends
The important thing is to not stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing
I will speak daggers to her, but use none
Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
