Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The good of the people is the chief law
Learning never exhausts the mind
You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differs from the dead
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
