Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law
Be curious, not judgmental
Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty
I need a six month vacation, twice a year
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
