Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
If u are born poor then it's not your mistake but if u die poor then it is your mistake
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart
While there's life, there's hope
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
Broadly speaking short words are best and the old words when short, are best of all
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
