Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Be curious, not judgmental
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
All good things are wild and free
I discover myself on the verge of a usual mistake
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
