Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Scientist believe in things, not in person
It is the lone worker who makes the first advance in a subject; the details may be worked out by a team
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.
Give me a lever and a place to stand and I will move the earth
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
