I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it
Only great spirits experience the triumph of success.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors
Comedian
Politician, Writer
Theologian, Writer
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Historian, Philosopher, Writer
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Writer
Business Magnate, Philanthropist, Writer
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Philosopher, Writer
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Composer, Philosopher, Writer
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Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Sportsman, Writer
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Inventor, Politician, Scientist, Writer
