I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress
I discover myself on the verge of a usual mistake
Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Comedian
Politician, Writer
Theologian, Writer
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Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
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Poet, Writer
Actor, Comedian
Historian, Philosopher, Writer
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Business Magnate, Philanthropist, Writer
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
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Composer, Philosopher, Writer
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Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Sportsman, Writer
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